AMC ENTERTAINMENT: Theatres Open, Drama Continues

Not Only Do We Show The Drama, We Also Produce It, And Our Shareholders Love It

Executive Summary

• Marketing Moguls and German Shepherds work hand in hand.

• Professional publicity stunts revert to medians faster than ever.

• Troubled AMC gambles on Wall Street using investor money.

• Stock Promoter & CEO Adam Aron sells private shareholdings at highs.

• A new class of securities called APE mocks and dilutes the investor base and enriches management further.

• The mania is hysterical enough for a bearish short premium trade.

1. Why Do I Care Right Now?

I am not feeling the fountain pen today. Researching Meme Stocks is like bathing in a dingy pond with no fresh water and no shower for miles and days. Marketing moguls and stock promoters dressed up as CEOs, German Shepherds & Reddits pushing and pulling the herds. Some sheep might survive supplying wool; most will be part of some local butchery event when this is all over. Deception three-point-oh.

I am kidding. We could not be more excited: RETAIL IS BACK!! We love when markets are emotional and inefficient, so let’s dive into that…